change a topic - how to liberate tw -- my ideas

Here is what I thought how do we liberate TW
and discussed with GF last night.

1. Let north poles ice melt (global warming happening anyway)
and then all tw people will be happily jump on board

2. let stock market crash crash crash, and let tw declare bankcrupcy
and then we, chao di, buyout them

3. let each one of us to throw a rock in to the gulf and then there
will be a natural rock bridge between,... they have no where to escape :-)

How about that...